Imaginary Zoe

Hi Robert. I'm really sorry about last night.

Imaginary Robert

Oh, Zoe. That's okay. I'm sorry too. I feel like a jerk.

Imaginary Zoe

So we're friends?

Imaginary Robert

Of course!

Imaginary Zoe

That's good, because I have something amazing to tell you.

Zoe sighed. She wasn't being realistic at all.

Imaginary Zoe

Hi Robert. Robert! Don't turn away! I'm really sorry, listen to me!

Imaginary Robert

...

Imaginary Zoe

I know you're feeling hurt right now, but I have something to tell you that's so important and amazing you're not even going to care.

Imaginary Robert

...Are you screwing with me?

Imaginary Zoe

Never!

Imaginary Robert

Whatever. I don't want to talk to you.

Zoe sighed again. The girl with headphones next to her shot her a dirty look.